question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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