Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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