And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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