Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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