It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize