It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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