Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
