The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
