I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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