I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
She bit a glass in half.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
