I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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