i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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