thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Pooping to opera.
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