Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Randomize