What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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