what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
How's work?
Spinning.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
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