Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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