I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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