I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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