I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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