Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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