I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I had to cum in my sink.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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