My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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