I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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