Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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