Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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