I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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