oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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