I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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