glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
ttyl tear gas
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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