As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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