Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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