People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
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