Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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