pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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