Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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