walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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