On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize