party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Dicks are not precious.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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