Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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