How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Randomize
