dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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