dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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