In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
