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(517): View more from Michigan

Alarm just got pulled in my exam

(517): View more from Michigan

Swear it wasn't me

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.

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PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.

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(818): View more from California

The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.

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(310): View more from California

This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails

(310): View more from California

I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me

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