Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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