Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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