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(415): View more from California

Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.

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(330): View more from Ohio

just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning

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(706): View more from Georgia

We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning

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(847): View more from Illinois

last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.

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