Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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