Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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