we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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