I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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