: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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