You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Pants are for mortals
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