Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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