you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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