I hate your face
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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